imagine trying to apply this logic to any other scenario “no officer i dident steal this, because i murdered the owner first, wait why are you still arresting me”
kitty litter would be a fucking great invention if it didn’t turn the floor of our basement into the fucking sahara desert of poop particle sand because every goddamn time tony uses the litterbox he calmly takes his piss or shit but then when he goes to leave he busts out of there like koolaid man just found a pristine wall to bust through and in the process scatters litter as far as the naked eye can see. acting like he’s a fucking olympian athlete about to do the long jump of the century fuckin. hannibal bustin through. i hate his stupid ass
This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.
I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true
